Bisexual people are plain selfish.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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