College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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