So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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