WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I made him laugh his dick is mine
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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