You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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