I CAN MOONWALK!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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