so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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