I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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