grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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