Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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