you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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