I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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