I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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