Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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