"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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