Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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