dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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