you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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