420 ftw
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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