: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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