It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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