i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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