Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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