my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Bang-toberfest begins!!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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