Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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