come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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