Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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