Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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