Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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