I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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