Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
