People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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