id be glad to
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
the liver wants what the liver wants
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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