You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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