he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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