absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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