Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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