Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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