Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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