Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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