She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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