Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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