I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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