your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wish you could order shots online.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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