I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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