tell your sister to shave her snatch
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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