so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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