And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Well I just put wine in my tea
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Randomize
