just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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