that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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